when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
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Horrible pick up lines.

  • T: LOL. are you from tenesee?
  • T: cause i wanna make out with your face.
  • T: LMAO
  • H: wtf..
  • H: LOL
This was posted 8 months ago. Notes.

This is what happens when I ask how his day is.

  • T: *tells me the people he was gaming with in LoL*
  • H: Why are you telling me this all of a sudden..?
  • T: We had a 5 people party. There was like 9 people in the skype call. LOL. Because I didn't tell you earlier!
  • H: Why do you skype while playing..
  • T: Whut? So we can say who is missing and stuff! They be like "get em get em!" LOL. :p
  • H: Wierd.
  • T: Howw? It's fun playing with them. GET EM BRUH! And there is this cow hero. And he went missing. So we said be careful bruh! Roaming cow! Roaming cow! LOL
This was posted 10 months ago. Notes.